Thursday, January 14, 2010

What's Wrong With Your Feet?


Well, I have bumps on my toes also known as Hammertoes. I've had it for as long as I can remember. I was told by a previous doctor that I also have arthritis in my toe joints. When I try to bend my toes, only 2 move. So why don't I just stick a corn remover on those suckers and call it a day? Well, they don't work on me. The bump is a bone under the skin, not a surface superficial issue. When I try to remove the skin on the bump, it becomes raw and hurts. The corn actually keeps me from having any pain!

So while I have cosmetically freaky feet, I also have physical and medical issues with them. My mother says I was standing at 3 months and walking at 6 months. While this advancement has served NO purpose in life, I wonder if the pressure on my joints contributed to my gargoyle "feets". That and the fact that, well, my feet are a spitting image of my dad's chicken hawk extremities. So it was in the cards for me to have curvy, hour glass figured feet! (they really do have a waist, hips, and a bust!).

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